Lois Quote #203
Quote from Lois in Evacuation
Lois: I can't believe this place. This cot smells like feet. All right, we're just going to have to make the best of things. [to Malcolm] Where do you think you're going?
Malcolm: I'm just going to look around.
Lois: You are not going anywhere. You're still grounded.
Malcolm: What? Here?
Lois: That's right.
Malcolm: Look around. We're living in a gym!
Lois: That doesn't change what you did.
Malcolm: Mom, we can all die.
Lois: If that happens, you're off the hook. Until then, I want those buns on that cot. Now.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Evacuation’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: I got to tell you, Malcolm, sometimes I'm so good, it's scary.
Malcolm: What are you doing with toilet paper?
Reese: I got my hands on some canned fruit. I traded those for batteries, the batteries for DVDs. And I swapped those with the janitor for the school's entire supply of toilet paper. Once the specially "seasoned" meat loaf works its magic, I can name my price.
Malcolm: You know, that's not only unbelievably evil but you actually put some thought and effort into it. I'm impressed.
Reese: I don't know what it is. I guess when people are miserable and suffering, it brings out the best in me. Thanks for noticing.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Hey, Dewey, want to go with me to take the old couch to the dump?
Dewey: No, I want to watch cartoons.
Hal: What, are you kidding? We're talking about the city dump. Mountains of smoldering garbage as far as you can see. Swarms of flies that block out the sun.
Dewey: Really?
Hal: Mmm. Last time I was there, I saw a 40-pound seagull carry off a dog in its beak.
Quote from Hal
Hal & Dewey: [sing] When we get to the garbage dump This is what we'll see
Dewey: Five broken toilets
Hal: Four fuzzy cheese wheels
Dewey: Three tons of maggots
Hal: Two gigantic rats
Both: And a stench that will buckle your knees.
Hal: Yahoo!