Hal Quote #229
Quote from Hal in Evacuation
Hal: Uh, excuse me. Excuse me. Listen, I-I was just wondering if there was something that I could do to help. Not that there's any real reason, of course. I'm just... looking to do my part.
Soldier: I think we got it pretty well covered, sir.
Hal: No, no, there must be something. I don't care if it's, if it's messy or trivial or even life-threatening...
Soldier: Sir, I'd appreciate it if you'd just return to your area.
Hal: Please, you have to find some way for me to be useful. I have got to ease these people's suffering. They have got to know that I am here for them. Is that pepper spray?
Soldier: I also have a whistle and I'm prepared to use that as well.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Evacuation’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: I got to tell you, Malcolm, sometimes I'm so good, it's scary.
Malcolm: What are you doing with toilet paper?
Reese: I got my hands on some canned fruit. I traded those for batteries, the batteries for DVDs. And I swapped those with the janitor for the school's entire supply of toilet paper. Once the specially "seasoned" meat loaf works its magic, I can name my price.
Malcolm: You know, that's not only unbelievably evil but you actually put some thought and effort into it. I'm impressed.
Reese: I don't know what it is. I guess when people are miserable and suffering, it brings out the best in me. Thanks for noticing.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Hey, Dewey, want to go with me to take the old couch to the dump?
Dewey: No, I want to watch cartoons.
Hal: What, are you kidding? We're talking about the city dump. Mountains of smoldering garbage as far as you can see. Swarms of flies that block out the sun.
Dewey: Really?
Hal: Mmm. Last time I was there, I saw a 40-pound seagull carry off a dog in its beak.
Quote from Hal
Hal & Dewey: [sing] When we get to the garbage dump This is what we'll see
Dewey: Five broken toilets
Hal: Four fuzzy cheese wheels
Dewey: Three tons of maggots
Hal: Two gigantic rats
Both: And a stench that will buckle your knees.
Hal: Yahoo!