Reese Quote #118

Quote from Reese in Reese Cooks

Reese: I can't believe I really made this. You know, Dad, if you work really hard at something, it shows.
Hal: Yes, son. Yes, it does.
Cooking Teacher: Mmm... Class, during our next session we'll be holding a little competition. Friends and relatives are encouraged to attend, and don't be discouraged if you feel a little outclassed by some of our more promising students. We're all here to have fun.
Reese: What do I get if I win?
Cooking Teacher: A six-inch paring knife and a bread cloche.
Reese: Awesome.

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Quote from Hal

Lois: We are not getting through to him.
Hal: Well, what else can we do? We- We've taken away television, video games, his music, fresh air. Lois, we have taken away his air, and he doesn't care about any of it.
Lois: Well, we had better come up with something before he winds up being a problem for the state.
Hal: I don't know, maybe we should try something other than punishing him.
Lois: Like what?
Hal: Maybe Reese needs more attention. Positive attention. When I was his age, I always wanted someone there to talk to, to hang out with, be a role model.
Lois: Oh, Hal, I don't know.
Hal: Lois, that boy needs a father figure, and I really think it should be me.

Quote from Hal

Lois: You are not to step foot outside of this house except for school for the next month!
Reese: Okay.
Hal: Wait a minute, honey, he has to go outside. He's not done pulling weeds from his last punishment.
Lois: Oh, I think staying inside with no TV is worse than weeding.
Reese: I'm already banned from TV.
Lois: You are?
Hal: All right. Fine. No TV, no going outside except for weeding, which you'll do at night. Inside. Oh, I got nothing.