Reese Quote #93
Quote from Reese in New Neighbors
Reese: Look, we just sneak over the fence, plant the stolen goods under Josh's window, and make an anonymous phone call to the police from Stevie's house.
Malcolm: [to camera] Yeah, I know it's stupid, but I'm too desperate to care. [to Reese] Are you sure this is going to work?
Reese: If there's one thing I've learned, it's you can't clear your own name. You can only ruin someone else's.
Malcolm: Yeah, but...
Reese: Trust me. I've thought of everything. Everyone's going to think Josh is a thief. His parents are going to be tied up in court and Emily's going to be thrown in a foster home where she'll bite her foster parents, who will then leave her at a rest stop somewhere, and she can spend the rest of her life biting hillbillies on the interstate.
Malcolm: Okay.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘New Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: I think the word everyone is tiptoeing around is "feud."
Hal: That's a bit drastic, Reese.
Reese: No, Dad, a feud is just what this family needs. Having a common enemy will hone our skills and unite us in a brotherhood of blood.
Quote from Dewey
Malcolm: [to camera] This has been going on for days. I can't believe everybody fell for Josh's stupid lie. Maybe if I just ignore it for a while, it'll go away. People have short memories, right?
Dewey: [jumps rope and sings] Late at night, when you're sleeping That's when Malcolm Comes a-peeping You better watch out You better beware Or Malcolm will see your underwear.
Malcolm: What are you doing? Where did you learn that?
Dewey: At school. [jumps rope and sings] One, two, three, four Malcolm's at your bedroom door Five, six, seven...
Quote from Spangler
Spangler: No! No! No! Do you think Colonel North is going to be impressed by such a sloppy group of cadets? Now, we are going to do this and keep doing it until you get it right! All right, now, once more. With feeling. And...
Cadets: [sing] Candy Man Hey Candy Man Who can take a sunrise Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it with dew Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two Candy Man Candy Man Oh, the Candy Man can The Candy Man can The Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good Oh, oh, oh The Candy Man makes Everything he bakes Satisfying and delicious Do-do-do-do-do-do... Talk about your childhood wishes
Spangler: You can even eat the dishes. [cadets harmonize]