Malcolm Quote #139
Ms. Gilbert: Malcolm, I want you to feel relaxed here. Now, school's really stressful and can be pretty demanding. This could be... This could be a safe place for you to unwind.
Boy: [o.s.] Not the face! Not the face!
Malcolm: Could I... unwind... four or five times a week?
Ms. Gilbert: Maybe. What would we talk about?
Malcolm: I don't know where to begin. [to camera] I really don't.
Ms. Gilbert: Well, that was quite an episode you had in class. Did you want to talk about that?
Malcolm: No. You'll just think it's stupid.
Ms. Gilbert: Nothing you ever say in here will be stupid.
Malcolm: But all I ever do is make mistakes. I feel like I don't even deserve to beat my own high score.
Ms. Gilbert: Oh, yes, you do, Malcolm.
Malcolm: Thank you so much. [to camera] The tricky part is, I need to keep this up without being put on medication.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Therapy’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: What happened? Did you get caught? Where were you?
Reese: Geez. You're always so angry. Maybe you really do need therapy.
Malcolm: What I need is for you not to ruin everything for me. Do you know how much trouble we'll be in if we get caught? With Mom? With the school? With Mom?
Reese: Give me a little credit, psycho. I've been doing my own research. See, I rented Silence of the Lambs, Seven, and The Nutty Professor.
Malcolm: Oh, God. Reese, tell me exactly what you told her.
Reese: Nope. That's confidential. Now, which one do you like more? [holds up masks] Hannibal Lecter or the hockey mask? [When Lois taps on the boys' bedroom door, Ms. Gilbert is standing next to her]
Lois: Malcolm, Reese. What do you have to say for yourselves?
Reese: [deep voice] Don't blame Reese. Blame Davey. [Lois grabs Reese's finger] Ow! Ow, ow. Ow!
Quote from Reese
Reese: You missed a great assembly. I can't believe it. They actually gave us fruit to throw at the Krelboynes. What were they thinking?
Malcolm: Don't you ever get tired of making their lives miserable?
Reese: Nope. Besides, I want them to remember who's boss. When they're living in their mansions with their supermodel wives, they're going to know... the guy cleaning their pool kicked their ass.
Quote from Lois
Lois: Underpants! In a closet! Human underpants! I must not threaten you people enough!