Malcolm Quote #805
Malcolm: Oh, my God! You guys we can save Francis.
Reese: What?
Malcolm: Think about it. Every time she gets mad she forgets about everything else in the world except for things she's mad at. That focus is the key to her power.
Reese: So?
Malcolm: So Mom won't care so much about sending Francis to a work farm if she's busy being mad at someone else, like at us.
Reese: We can do that.
Dewey: Yeah.
Malcolm: You don't understand. We're going to have to get in real trouble. More trouble than we've ever been in in our entire lives. And we can't make it look like we're doing it on purpose. I just want you to know what you guys are in for.
Reese: We owe it to him.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Smunday’ Quotes
Quote from Malcolm
[As Reese sleeps, Malcolm puts his hand in a jug of water]
Malcolm: [to camera] I picked this trick up in camp last year. This is going to be great. Wait for it. Wait for it- Oh, screw it. [pours water on Reese's crotch]
Reese: [wakes up] Oh, man.
Malcolm: What's wrong, Reese?
Reese: Nothing! Just- Just shut up and go to sleep, okay?
Malcolm: [to camera] It's good to be alive.
Quote from Francis
Francis: [on the phone] What are you doing home?
Malcolm: Mom's sick. She thinks it's Sunday. We kind of went with it.
Francis: Cool. Oh, dude, I need you to do me a giant favor. Go check the mail. Okay, there should be a letter there from Southern Alabama State.
Malcolm: Yeah, it's here. Why, did you apply there?
Francis: No, there's probably no point in me ever trying to apply there. I kind of drove a backhoe into their swimming pool.
Malcolm: Oh, man. Did they have to drain the pool?
Francis: No, if you put a ten-foot crack in them, they pretty much drain themselves. They did have to drain the gym, though.
Quote from Reese
Reese: I finally figured out how Mom could tell we were lying.
Malcolm: How?
Reese: Pheromones. She could smell the fear on us. Next time you lie, you have to take a shower first.