Hal Quote #877
Quote from Hal in Bomb Shelter
Hal: [answers phone] Hello!
Lois: [face squished up against the car window] Oh, hi, Hal, how's it going?
Hal: Oh, uh, everything is everything's great, honey.
Lois: Oh, good. Listen, I was thinking this might be the perfect time for you to get to your "To Do" board.
Hal: Well, um, you know, I am not sure that I'm going to be able to...
Lois: Hal, I'm making this sacrifice for the whole family. I think the least you can do is catch up on some housework.
Hal: Okay, okay, I'll talk to you later. [hangs up] Oh, geez.
[Hal goes over, writes "Do to-do list" on a Post-It note and sticks it up on the crowded board]
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Hal: I'll tell you, Jack, they made women in those days. There's nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones. Now that is a fanny. [chuckles] Ah, Jack, you died too young. We beat 'em. Now they're wearing blue jeans and eating cheeseburgers in Red Square. Oh, and we made it to the moon. Big waste of money. I'll tell you what I miss the most, Jack. All these years, we have never had a president as cool as you. Here's to you, buddy. [drinks martini] You're right to look at me like that. You just can't drink a martini without an olive. Oh, would you look at that. We have a back door. I'll be right back, Jack.
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