Hal Quote #882
Quote from Hal in Bomb Shelter
Reese: No, we can't let Dad out until we do everything on the list. If Dad's going to act like- [all scream]
Hal: I can explain.
Dewey: Wait a minute. You've been sneaking out the whole time?
Reese: Is that party mix?
Hal: You're damn right it's party mix. This is the only thing that has kept me sane while I was trapped in that hellhole.
Dewey: Then why are you going back?
Hal: I am not on trial here.
Reese: I can't believe he wasn't really trapped. Come on, Dewey, let's go mess up the house.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Bomb Shelter’ Quotes
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Hal: I'll tell you, Jack, they made women in those days. There's nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones. Now that is a fanny. [chuckles] Ah, Jack, you died too young. We beat 'em. Now they're wearing blue jeans and eating cheeseburgers in Red Square. Oh, and we made it to the moon. Big waste of money. I'll tell you what I miss the most, Jack. All these years, we have never had a president as cool as you. Here's to you, buddy. [drinks martini] You're right to look at me like that. You just can't drink a martini without an olive. Oh, would you look at that. We have a back door. I'll be right back, Jack.
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Hal: Well, hello. Mr. President. Well, looks like we're in this Cold War together. So, Jack, what are you drinking?
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Hal: I swear this mall gets more beautiful every time we come. They have really made some changes. There used to be a Banana Republic over there. Now it's over there.