Hal Quote #737
Quote from Hal in Burning Man
Malcolm: Who's stupid idea was it to come here, anyway?
Hal: I'm with you, Malcolm. We don't belong here. This place is full of freaks and weirdoes. And now your mother and Jamie are out there with them, doing God knows what. You're going to be okay, Malcolm, because you are just like me.
Malcolm: I am?
Hal: Well, sure. They say we're stubborn, they say we're closed-minded, but I say there's nothing closed-minded about shunning ideas that make you scared and uncomfortable.
Malcolm: Yeah.
Hal: And who cares if they say we're afraid of life? Life is scary. Life is things eating things. I say let everyone out there go ahead and eat each other. You and I we're gonna be in here together, safe and sound.
Malcolm: I've been a total idiot. I've got to get over myself. [exits]
Hal: Where are you going? Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you, young man! [crowd cheers] [Hal screams as people surround the RV] Get off my property!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Burning Man’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: What's this? The food's all green.
Lois: I added a little food coloring. It's artistic. I'm being artistic.
Reese: Mom's right. I always thought art was just stupid paintings of old dead guys in drag, but I was wrong. Art can be doing something, or even undoing something. Like when I blew up the Muller's mailbox, that was art, and I didn't even know it.
Hal: Green eggs and toast. I do not like green eggs and toast.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Help me get this grate off. I'm gonna ditch out when we slow down for a turn. I am not going to Burning Man with Mom and Dad.
Malcolm: Reese, we're in the middle of the desert.
Reese: I know what you're thinking. The road runners are too smart to catch and eat. But the coyotes are idiots.
Quote from Hal
Lois: I still can't believe Mr. Barnes let you borrow his fancy RV. This is so classy. This is like Buckingham Palace on wheels.
Hal: He ripped one on the elevator just before the CEO got on, and I took the blame for it. That's the way things work in the corporate world.
Lois: You're unselfish, and it paid off.