Craig Quote #132
Quote from Craig in Living Will
Craig: Dad, what are you doing here? I told you no at Applebee's, no at Malcolm's house, and no all the way home as you jogged alongside my car.
Vic Feldspar: I wanted to give you something.
Craig: What is it?
Vic Feldspar: Used to call that your unk-unk. Your mother bought that for you the day she found out she was pregnant. The only day I saw her happier was the day you were born.
Craig: Wow.
Vic Feldspar: I haven't been totally honest with you, son, but before I go, I owe you the truth. I never made it a secret how disappointed I am with the way you turned out. But what you don't know is if your mother was alive today, she's be just as disappointed.
Craig: What?
Vic Feldspar: Opening those gyms wasn't just my dream, it was your mother's dream, too. Fitness was her life, and it was her dying wish for you to embrace a life of health and vitality.
Craig: Why didn't you ever tell me that?
Vic Feldspar: Because I kept thinking if I pushed you enough, eventually you'd turn yourself around. But, apparently to you, I'm an annoyance, not an inspiration.
Craig: No, you're-
Vic Feldspar: It doesn't really matter. Your mom's in heaven now, crying at the waste you made of your life. I know you don't want to run those gyms to please me, but you might want to consider doing it for your mother.
Craig: Do those jumpsuits come in extra large?
Vic Feldspar: I waited all my life to hear those words.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Living Will’ Quotes
Quote from Lois
Lois: Wow, I remember this: this is Reese's fifth birthday.
Hal: This must be Christmas the same year.
Lois: Oh, he grew up so fast. [holds up X-ray]
Hal: He sure did. Here's Malcolm's first day at school.
Lois: Oh. Remember when we lost Dewey at the flea market.
Hal: Still keeps great time.
Lois: You want to go through the arrest reports?
Hal: I'll pour some more wine.
Quote from Hal
Lois: Hal, do you want Raisin Bran or oatmeal?
Hal: Oatmeal. No, wait, Raisin Bran. No, no oatmeal. Oh, but Raisin Bran's got that crunch. And those raisins. But sometimes you get too many raisins. You don't have that problem with oatmeal. Oh, but oatmeal can be lumpy. But sometimes good lumpy. But, not usually. So definitely it's going to be Raisin Bran... No, eggs!
Lois: You're having Raisin Bran.
Hal: Oh, God, thank you.
Quote from Reese
Craig: Hey, boys, what do you say the four of us have a giant tickle party?! [closes door] Okay, that was just a cover I didn't want to alarm your parents.
Malcolm: What's going on?
Craig: I need you guys to teach me how to fight. There's this jerk who's always picking on me, and I'm sick of it.
Reese: Why are you asking us?
Craig: Because this guy's stronger and faster than me. The only chance I've got is if I fight dirty. And let's face it, your family is legendary for that.
Malcolm: Well, people exaggerate...
Craig: Please, you've got to teach me everything you know.
Reese: I don't think that's such a great idea. I mean, I teach you some tricks, you teach them to someone else, he teaches them to another guy and sooner or later, I'm in a fair fight.