Jessica: I need your calculus notes. I couldn't listen to a word Mr. Jacobson was saying in that stupid golf shirt. How can a man have nipples that big? [off Malcolm's look] What?
Malcolm: You can hang out here if you need to get away from your dad, but don't act like we're friends, okay?
Jessica: Why are you mad at me?
Malcolm: Because I stick up for you all the time. And you turn around and manipulate my mom into doing something only you want to do.
Jessica: Wait. You're talking about the show?
Malcolm: Let me explain something to you, Jessica. My family doesn't have fun. We aren't nice. And the one time my mom actually does do something nice, you hijack it for your own-
Jessica: I didn't do it for me, I did it for Reese.