Dewey: Dad, I need some help with my homework.
Hal: I don't think so, Dewey. I put in all this time and effort, then you just have Malcolm correct everything after I go to bed.
Dewey: I can't do this with Malcolm. I'm supposed to do a 300-word report on how you're my personal hero.
Hal: Me? You think I'm your hero?
Dewey: Dad, don't freak out. We had to pick one of our parents.