Lois: ...and then I said, "You keep your sexist, adolescent humor to yourself, Your Honor." Let's just say two days of picking up trash on the freeway never felt so good.
Dewey: Wow, all these great stories: the judge, those bikers... I don't know any other way to say this, Mom, but you're kind of a bad-ass.
Lois: You know I don't appreciate that kind of language.
Hal: If anyone cares, I'll be in the garage alone, commemorating our heroic stand against a heartless, back-stabbing, traitorous attack.
Lois: Okay, hon. Then there was this time at the store with this huge shoplifter and he...