Quote from Hal in Standee
Dewey: Do you think it's going to snow? Hal: Don't be silly. It hasn't snowed in a year and a half. Dewey: That could change. We could have a snow day any day now. I deserve a snow day! Hal: The whole neighbourhood's going to see this thing in our trash, and know your mother is nuts! Dewey: It's awfully big. Do you think the trash man's going to take this? Hal: Oh, he'll take it. That's why I'm leaving him a six pack. [to the cat habitat] You're the only thing I've ever been proud of. Come on, Dewey.