Hal: Ta-da! It's a cat habitat. You know how you're always saying there's no reason for us to get a cat? Well, now there is one! It's got a tetherball, two main decks, an activity center and a crow's nest to look out for other cats. I call it, Cat-Man-Do.
[cut to Hal groaning as he drags it to the curb:]
Hal: Like every idea she has is so great!