Dewey: You know, we can wait for Mom to make dinner.
Hal: I'm sorry, she went to talk with some army administrator about Reese. She'll be gone for hours.
Lois: [o.s.] Get your hands off me! Your authority stops at my property line!
Hal: What did she do?
Military Policeman: She completely destroyed an office, made explicit threats against the United States Army, attacked my groinage region and captured same.
Hal: Listen, maybe there's a way we can make this whole thing go away.
Military Policeman: Sir, if she comes within 500 feet of my perimeter I've been given the authority to engage.