Quote from Malcolm in Reese Joins the Army: Part 1
Malcolm: [to camera] That's Beth, Reese's girlfriend for the last month. She's really starting to bug me. First I had to hear them through their baby-talk phase. Then they had their giggling phone call phase. Now they're on their endless making-out phase. It's gotten to the point where I can't tell if they're kissing or cleaning each other.