Woman #1: Hi. Is this where the boy lives who's selling Eco-Bars?
Dewey: Sorry, we're all out. Come back later.
Woman #2: Well, there you are. We wanted to buy some more of those candy bars that heal the forests. You should be so proud of your boy.
Dewey: I don't know what you're talking about.
Woman #1: Of course you do. You said every bar plants a seedling in fire-ravaged Yellowstone. Ooh, and I love the little bonus of 10% going to pro-life causes.
Woman #2: Wait a minute. He told me 10% went to pro-choice causes.
Woman #1: I didn't know you felt that way.
Woman #2: I didn't know you felt that way.
Lois: Excuse me, ladies, I have to tell someone how I feel.