Lois: We have got to get tickets to this baseball card convention. You know who's going to be there? Reggie Jackson, Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds and Pete Bucowski. Pete Bucowski!
Stevie: Who?
Lois: Oh, for the... Only the first Polish-American lefty from the tri-county area to play two complete seasons in the majors. And you call yourselves fans.