Lois: Okay, we're just going to have to help make the decision for her.
Hal: You're right.
Lois: Can you get Abe to back off?
Hal: What? Why Abe? Why can't you get Craig to back off?
Lois: Craig will fall apart. Abe can take it. He's more mature.
Hal: The man sleeps with a night-light, Lois!
Lois: Eight hours, Hal! For eight hours I had to watch Craig practice revenge faces.
Hal: Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is crazy. We shouldn't be fighting. We should just stay out of this whole thing.
Lois: You're right. You're right. They're both our friends. One of them will screw up eventually.
Hal: Exactly. I just wish I could stop picturing the sex.