Quote from Hal in Malcolm Visits College
Hal: [on the phone] That's exactly what I would have done, Lois. Yep, camped out in the room. [Hal places the vacuum cleaner down] You didn't happen to take the oven timer, did you? I can't understand this... All week stuff has been disappearing right from under my nose. [Dewey takes the vacuum cleaner] Well, it's like I put something down, and then it's just gone. No, it's not even anything worth stealing. It's as if someone is trying to make me crazy on purpose. You're probably right. I love you, too. Bye. [hangs up] What the...? [the phone has disappeared too]