Quote from Otto in Malcolm Visits College
Otto: I don't understand it. I told all of the guests about my Hayride for Lovers on Friday night, and no one signed up. Francis: Well, most of the guests have children. They can't just abandon them to go on a couples-only hayride. Otto: We're only allowing couples? Ah, well, then there, there is the solution. We will start a child-care center. Francis: Ooh, Otto, I don't think... Otto: It will be wonderful. We will have posture contests, and I can show them slides of my childhood in postwar Germany. They will love it. Francis: Otto, as great as that idea is, I wouldn't set my heart on it. These people came here to spend time with their families. They're not just going to dump their children the first chance they get. [cut to a packed daycare center:] Man: Can we leave them overnight?