Malcolm: You can't do this to me! Dad's supposed to take me, not you!
Lois: Malcolm, this is your first visit to a university. Your father and I talked it over and we both agreed. [Hal shakes his head behind Lois] This is a big deal, we don't want to blow it. If I come along, I can make sure that you don't say or do anything that you shouldn't. I can take a little of the pressure off you.