Quote from Hal in Malcolm Visits College
Hal: All right, Jamie, this'll put a stop to all the stealing. And your father is a reasonable man, but sometimes even he can be pushed too far. You don't poke the bear. [As Hal plugs in the security device, a large group of police officers storm the house:] Police Officer: Police! Nobody move! We have a warrant to search these premises on suspicion of possession of narcotics. [sees baby Jamie] Nice. Hal: Narcotics? What are you... [Hal screams as he's tackled by an office] Christie: Sir, we need you to just remain calm, and we'll get through this as quickly as possible. Hal: Weren't you Annie Oakley in the school play? Christie: Yeah, but I wasn't very good.