Quote from Hal in Malcolm Dates a Family
Hal: Okay, it's 7:35. It's a five-minute bike ride to Luigi's. It'll take you one minute to order the pizza, which means they should hand it to you at 7:56. I'll send your mother to the mall at 7:50 and we'll destroy the evidence before she gets back. Dewey: You know, we're going to pay for this. We're going to pay big. Reese: Yeah. But we're not going to pay today. Hal: Whatever else it's done to me, this whole conspiracy has made me feel so close to my boys. Dewey: Except for Malcolm and Jamie. Hal: They're not like us. Now go!