Susan: Oh, and I brought a gift for Jamie.
Lois: Wow. Susan, thank you. After six months of shopping, this must be quite a card.
Susan: Oh, it's not the card, it's what's inside. It's a $5,000 savings bond.
Lois: Well, I don't know what to say.
Susan: It's going to mature right around the time he's ready to go off to college. Someone should be thinking of that.