Hal: What?
Lois: I know what I did wrong, Hal. I let her get away too easily.
Hal: Well, I didn't think anything was gonna be solved once you got into who your goldfish liked better.
Lois: You're right. Arguing with her accomplishes nothing. That's why I'm going to have a judge declare her mentally incompetent.
Hal: That's never going to work, Lois.
Lois: Are you kidding? Any psychiatrist spends five minutes with her would say that she's crazy!
Hal: Lois, don't take this the wrong way, but when you two get together, you don't exactly have the high ground on crazy.
Lois: Well, what am I supposed to do, Hal, just sit back and watch her die?
Hal: I don't know what to do either. But Susan is an adult. You can't force someone to take a kidney. [hugs Lois]