Dr. Dumont: You're not allowed out of Post-Op yet.
Susan: Post-Op?
Lois: Yep. It turns out I was a perfect match. My kidney's in a cooler down the hall. You can either accept it or throw it in the trash.
Dr. Dumont: Oh, boy, this is not going to look good in front of the board.
Susan: Are you insane? You had your kidney taken out after I told you no?
Hal: Susan, hi. Look, I know you don't care what I think, but I have to let you know that I am so happy that you agreed to do this.
Susan: Oh, I didn't agree to anything. My treacherous sister has concocted a gigantic tissue of lies to trap me, but it's not going to work!
Hal: What? Well, she didn't...? Okay, for future reference, this is the crazy thing I was talking about!