Quote from Hal in Softball
Mr. Snow: So, I understand you'd like to work with us? Hal: I-I-I did... I just... did someone...? Mr. Snow: This job is a wonderful opportunity for the right kind of person. Good pay, three weeks vacation. Full benefits package. Plus the knowledge that you're really making a difference. Man: [o.s.] Code Two, Code Two. Repeat, Code Two. [gunfire] Hal: Excuse me, was this...? Mr. Snow: Please, if you could hold off on your questions until I'm finished with mine. Number one, do you have a photographic memory? Hal: I don't think so. Mr. Snow: Uh-huh. Are you allergic to venomous spider bites? Hal: How would I know that? Mr. Snow: Right. And do you have an identical twin? Hal: What? No. Mr. Snow: Okay. That's all I have. Go next door. They'll make a mold of your face. Then we can get started.