Malcolm: [to camera] I'm gonna hit this ball so far out of the park, my mom's gonna wish she never... Wait, what do I do with my hips again?
Umpire: Strike one!
Malcolm: What? [to camera] Okay, it'll be okay. Just stop thinking.
Lois: You can do it, honey.
Umpire: Strike two!
Malcolm: Look, just don't talk to me, okay?! Just pitch the ball! [to camera] I can't believe she's doing this. I just hate it when she treats me like this in front of everyone. It's so...
Umpire: Strike three!