Craig: Hey, Malcolm, you want to sign up for the softball team? It's a chance to see the old Satin Hammer in action. And every season, I take one lucky youngster under my wing.
Malcolm: I'm already under a thumb.
Craig: Well, if you're on the team, you don't have to work the early weekend shift.
Malcolm: My mom works that shift. I'm in!
Craig: Hey, Lois. You signing up for softball?
Lois: I don't need to sign up, Craig. I'm coaching the team this year.
Craig: You are?
Lois: Yeah, Stu was going to do it, but his wife got born again and ruined his Sundays. Hey, Malcolm, you're playing! I just can't get away from you, can I?