Otto: Francis, I've done something wonderful for the hotel. I hired an acting group to stage a murder-mystery weekend.
Francis: Oh, dear God.
Otto: The best part is, the actors will be checking in as regular guests. They could be among us right now and we would never know it.
Philip: [clears throat] Attention, please! A room for Sir Reginald Drake and his vengeful, alcoholic wife, Evelyn.