Quote from Dewey in Ida's Boyfriend
Reese: Hey, that's really neat. Dewey: Thanks. It's the USS Constitution. In 1803, it sailed all the... Reese: Typhoon! [smashes ship with a racket] Dewey: I can't believe you did that! Reese: How about now? Dewey: You idiotic...! I hate you! I wish you weren't my brother! I wish you never existed! Wow. How did that happen? Reese: What? Dewey: It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Reese: What is? Dewey: I wished as hard as I could and Reese completely disappeared. Reese: Yeah, yeah, very funny. Dewey: Huh. The smell is gone, too. I wonder if it works on other things. [holds up brush] Nah. If this were gone, I'd miss it.