Hal: She was touching me exactly like this! She was practically drooling over my sexy hands. And then, later this morning, she asked me if I thought her butt was big. And it wasn't. It was perfect! It wasn't an innocent request for information, Lois. If your butt was as perfect as hers, believe me, you'd know it! [sighs] What am I going to do?
Lois: Well, were you mean to her?
Hal: No. Why?
Lois: You don't want to antagonize her. She's the new boss. She decides who comes and who goes.
Hal: What are you saying?
Lois: I am saying that it wouldn't hurt for you to be... nice. [Hal gasps] That's all. Hal, I'm not asking you to do anything. It's just if she flirts with you again, just don't burst her bubble.
Hal: Lois! Oh, all right! You can make me flirt with this beautiful woman, but you can't make me like it.
Lois: I can make you do anything I want.
Hal: You're right.