Ed: This is unprecedented. There's only one kielbasa left, and it's on Hal's plate. The title is his if he can finish it.
Crowd: [cheers] Hal! Hal! Hal! Hal!
[When the sausage slips out of Hal's greasy hand and goes flying into the air, Lois catches it on her fork]
Crowd: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois!
[After Lois puts the sausage in her mouth, she turns to Hal and they eat it Lady and the Tramp-style. After they have eaten the sausage together, they hug and kiss to the crowd's applause]
Ed: You know, you think you've imagined every possible ending... [sobs]