Ed: Well, ladies and gentlemen, we've lost Gerry and Jackson. Louie's put away six. But he has a long way to go to catch up with Hal and Big Tony, who've eaten nine apiece. Oh, just a minute. Lois has eaten nine, too.
Hal: [mouth full] You're magnificent.
Ed: And we just lost Louie. Looks like it's down to three.
Man: Unbelievable.
Woman: What is it?
Man: Hal and Lois are matching Big Tony dog for dog.
Ed: Oh, wait a minute. Is this the end of the road for Lois?
Lois: [mouth full] Hmm? No, I just want more sauerkraut.