Quote from Hal in Christmas Trees
Luther: Excuse me, this is my tree. I already marked it, if you know what I mean. Hal: Wha...! Wait, no! What the hell do you think you're doing? Luther: Father McKlusky sends his regards. Hal: What are you talking about? Luther: He dropped by the soup kitchen and he suggested we come down here and share the magic. Man: [to Jamie] Cute kid. You want some homemade candy? Malcolm: Dad, everyone's leaving! Hal: Look... whatever St. Mark's is giving you, we'll double it! Luther: You can double eternal salvation? Hal: Yes, I can. Luther: You're funny. Man: [to Hal] So, you sell Christmas trees? I used to sell Christmas trees.