Leonard: This is a terrible idea.
Malcolm: No, this is just what you need. Remember? A job, people, a life.
Leonard: But why here?
Malcolm: Because this is the only guy I know that would trade a job interview for a Hong Kong Phooey lunch box.
Craig: [enters] Greetings, Earthlings. [makes Spock salute]
Leonard: You've got to be kidding me.
Malcolm: Trust me, I know it's going to be hard, but if you can just keep your mouth shut for five minutes with this guy, you're home free.
Craig: I'm waiting, princess.