Hal: [on radio] ...because we believe in the Constitution! We don't think that the Constitution is an empty promise. We believe in the Bill of Rights, don't we?
Craig: Well, I never understood what the big deal was about quartering soldiers. I mean, as long as I don't have to change in front of them.
Hal: It's the spirit of free speech! It's the fundamental freedom that thousands of men have given their lives for!
Craig: Make a left here on Riverton.
Man: [over bullhorn] Attention, you are conducting a broadcast in direct violation of FCC Rule 27. Pull over.
Hal: I'm not going down without a fight! I'm the voice of the little man! The man on the girder. The man on the streets. The man that fights The Man!
Craig: Oh, my God! You're Kid Charlemagne.