Lois: [answers phone] Hello?
Francis: Mom?
Lois: Francis?
Francis: Listen, I've been doing some thinking, and I just wanted to tell you that even though we haven't always gotten along, I guess you thought you were doing what was best for me, and... well, I appreciate it.
Lois: Wow. Francis, what brought this on?
Francis: I don't know. [wearing sock puppet] I guess I just had a breakthrough. Anyway, I wanted to tell you about this thing that happened in junior high...