Hal: You crossed the line, mister. And until further notice, there will be no TV, no computer and no video games because I am at zero tolerance with you boys! Is that understood?! Zero tolerance! [Malcolm rolls his eyes] What? Did you just roll your eyes at me? As long as you are living in this house, I demand your respect!
Malcolm: For what? This house is a pigsty. Everything in the fridge has expired. I found a piece of cake in the shower.
Dewey: That's mine.
Malcolm: And now you're screaming at me because you can't control them, and you know what? I'm sick of it.
Hal: Oh, well, if that's the way you feel, you know where the door is.
Malcolm: I do know where the door is, and I know how to use it!
Dewey: It's 3:00 in the morning. Everyone's a little upset...
Hal: Then go ahead and use it! See if I care! Just turn the knob and pull.
Malcolm: Oh, I'll turn the knob and pull. Just watch me! Turning and pulling!
Hal: I'm watching, but I don't see you doing it.
Malcolm: [giggles] I am doing it. Turn. Pull. And now I'm outside!
Hal: Congratulations! Would you like me to close the door?
Malcolm: Yes, close the damn door! [Hal closes the door] Thank you! [to camera] Here comes the tearful apology. Three... two... one. [door locks]