Malcolm: [to camera] Okay, maybe Nicki could have at least left me a paper cup or something up here. [whimpers] I just wish she'd come back to say hello. I miss talking to her. I was going to be her little secret. [sniffles] She's so incredible. I can't believe she ever liked me. I had Nicki and I had a family. What happened? How did it ever get like this? My God, I'm horrible. No wonder my dad kicked me out of the house. I'm annoying and selfish. Nicki and my family are lucky. At least they get to get away from me. I'm stuck here with myself. Wait a second. I don't have to be like this. I can change. I can totally change. From now on, I'll just listen to what people say. I'll be friendly. I'll be considerate. [laughs] Yeah. Yeah, I like this new Malcolm. [sniffs] [groans][distant murmuring] That's her. [panting] What's she talking about? That's a guy's voice. There's a guy in her room. A guy in her room!
[cut to Hal and Boyd with Nicki in her room:]
Nicki: I am telling you, he is not here!
[Malcolm crashes through the ceiling]