Quote from Hal in If Boys Were Girls
Lois: Oh, God. My feet are so swollen, I'm going to need clown shoes. I can't believe I'm going through this again. Hal: So, a boy or a girl? Lois: What? Hal: Oh, come on. Just between us, would you rather have a boy or a girl? Lois: Hal. Hal: Oh, I know, I know. "As long as it's healthy." We both know the drill. But deep down, you must want one more than the other. Lois: [sighs] Well... [crashing] [boys yell] Hal: I'll get the vacuum.