Lois: Oh, God. My feet are so swollen, I'm going to need clown shoes. I can't believe I'm going through this again.
Hal: So, a boy or a girl?
Lois: What?
Hal: Oh, come on. Just between us, would you rather have a boy or a girl?
Lois: Hal.
Hal: Oh, I know, I know. "As long as it's healthy." We both know the drill. But deep down, you must want one more than the other.
Lois: [sighs] Well... [crashing] [boys yell]
Hal: I'll get the vacuum.