Man: [to security guard] He was just an average-looking guy, but he had kind of crazy eyes. Is that helpful?
Hal: Sir, I'm so sorry. I don't know what came over me earlier. I'm really not that kind of person. I-I just think it was all the pressure of Valentine's Day, and I was so upset and irrational. But the bottom line is that I made a mistake and grabbed the wrong bag! [grabs other bag and runs off]