Hal: Oh, my God, this is awful!
Lois: [sobs] This can't be right. This must be some sort of mistake.
Hal: What are we going to do?
Lois: I don't know. We can't afford the children we have!
Hal: If this baby is half as bad as our least bad one, we're still ruined.
Lois: Oh, this has got to be some kind of cruel joke!
Hal: Terrible. Just terrible. [whimpers] Are you as turned on as I am?
Lois: Hal!