Quote from Francis in Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Piama: What the hell are you doing? Francis: Piama, this is an old cowboy trick. You soak your boots in water, and you don't take them off, even for a minute, until they are completely dry, even if it takes days. And when you're done, they fit like a glove. I know it seems drastic, but believe me, I know what I'm doing. Piama: Those are $300 boots you just ruined. Francis: I didn't ruin anything. This is what you're supposed to do! You're going to have to trust me on this. Why do you always talk to me like I'm an idiot?