Weatherman: [on TV] Bad news, folks. Looks like the downpour is going to continue through the weekend. Up to two inches of rainfall...
Hal: It's not raining. [sighs]
Weatherman: Don't forget those umbrellas and galoshes-
[Hal gets up and removes a tape from the VCR]
Newswoman: [on TV] ...and the three unidentified boys fled the scene on foot as hundreds of helpless spectators could only look on in horror.