Malcolm: [to camera] It's amazing all the different kinds of kids you meet when you're tutoring after school. In the last six weeks alone, I've met morons, idiots, lunkheads, jackasses and one imbecile. My mom's making me do a job where I use my brain. I'll tell you one thing. When I have kids... [rings doorbell] they're really going to suffer. Stupid job.
I spend my free time trying to teach... [to the girl who opened the door] You're Nicki?
Nicki: Hi.
Malcolm: [to camera] This doesn't make her right.