Alison: You guys are, like, the coolest brothers. I mean, you're both so easy to talk to. It's not like a strain or anything.
Malcolm: Yeah, Reese and I get along awesome.
Alison: It's 'cause you're so alike. You should totally check to make sure you're not, like, twins or something.
Malcolm: I'll ask my mom when I get home.
Alison: I just got a really good idea. I know this senior who's got some beer stashed.
Malcolm: No way.
Alison: We can grab a six pack and a blanket and go down to the football field.
Malcolm: Awesome. [to camera] I can't believe I'm about to do this. Underage drinking, making out with a girl where we're almost certain to get caught. High school rules!